Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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