doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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