I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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