I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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