I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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