We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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