It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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