Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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