My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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