My friends, they love my intelligence
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
what day is it and did you see me today?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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