we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
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For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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