I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Is Oprah even human
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
