Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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