her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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