why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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