we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
