that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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