So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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