I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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