I think scott just propositioned me for sex
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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