he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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