You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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