I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
operation have a gay friend backfired
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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