They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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