Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I stole a fireplace last night.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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