Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
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Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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