so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
dude. I can hear the air.
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