covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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