I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
being pregnant is like rehab
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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