Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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