yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
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i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
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I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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