He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
i think i just naturally attract stoners
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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