Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
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This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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