i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
If that was your dad, he is hot
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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