Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
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Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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