You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
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Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
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He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize