Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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