Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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