And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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