i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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