I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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