you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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