in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
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my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
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Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Life without a bra equals bliss.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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