she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
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I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
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I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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