I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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