I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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