Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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