Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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