on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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