How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
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