i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Randomize
