Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
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walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
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Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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