im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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