i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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