Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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