If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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