maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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